Two and a Half Men "Dois Homens e Meio" 2003 Comédia Temporadas: 9 CBS - 22min IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369179/

Sinopse: Charlie Harper é um compositor de jingles solteirão bem de vida que vive numa casa na praia, tem um belo carro na garagem e grande facilidade de conquistar as mulheres. Seu estilo de vida casual em Malibu é interrompido quando seu irmão Alan, que está no meio de um divórcio, e seu sobrinho de 10 anos Jake, chegam para morar com ele.

1.01 - Pilot

1.02 - Big Flappy Bastards

1.03 - Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

1.04 - If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

1.05 - The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

1.06 - Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

1.07 - If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake

1.08 - Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful

1.09 - Phase One, Complete

1.10 - Merry Thanksgiving

1.11 - Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

1.12 - Camel Filters and Pheremones

1.13 - Sarah Like Puny Alan

1.14 - I Can't Afford Hyenas

1.15 - Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

1.16 - That Was Saliva, Alan

1.17- Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

1.18 - An Old Flame with a New Wick

1.19 - I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

1.20 - Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

1.21 - No Sniffing, No Wowing

1.22 - My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

1.23 - Just Like Buffalo

1.24 - Can You Feel My Finger (Season Finale)

2.01 - Back Off Mary Poppins

2.02 - Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

2.03 - A Bag Full of Jawea

2.04 - Go Get Mommy's Bra

2.05 - Bad News from the Clinic

2.06 - The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

2.07 - A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

2.08 - Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

2.09 - Yes, Monsignor

2.10 - The Salmon Under My Sweater

2.11 - Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

2.12 - A Lung Full of Alan

2.13 - Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów

2.14 - Those Big Pink Things with Coconut

2.15 - Smell the Umbrella Stand

2.16 - Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?

2.17 - Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!

2.18 - It Was Mame, Mom

2.19 - A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

2.20 - I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

2.21 - A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

2.22 - That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

2.23 - Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

2.24 - Does This Smell Funny to You (Season Finale)

3.01 - Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts

3.02 - Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

3.03 - Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark

3.04 - Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs

3.05 - We Called It Mr. Pinky

3.06 - Hi, Mr. Horned One

3.07 - Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop

3.08 - That Voodoo That I Do Do

3.09 - Madame and Her Special Friend

3.10 - Something Salted and Twisted

3.11 - Santa's Village of the Damned

3.12 - That Special Tug

3.13 - Humiliation Is a Visual Medium

3.14 - Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded

3.15 - My Tongue Is Meat

3.16 - Ergo, the Booty Call

3.17 - The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer

3.18 - The Spit-Covered Cobbler

3.19 - Golly Moses, She's a Muffin

3.20 - Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro

3.21 - And the Plot Moistens

3.22 - Just Once with Aunt Sophie

3.23 - Arguments for the Quickie

3.24 - That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite (Season Finale)

4.01 - Working for Caligula

4.02 - Who's Vod Kanockers

4.03 - The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress

4.04 - A Pot Smoking Monkey

4.05 - A Live Woman of Proven Fertility

4.06 - Apologies for the Frivolity

4.07 - Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head

4.08 - Release the Dogs

4.09 - Corey's Been Dead for an Hour

4.10 - Kissing Abraham Lincoln

4.11 - Walnuts and Demerol

4.12 - Castrating Sheep in Montana

4.13 - Don't Worry, Speed Racer

4.14 - That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami

4.15 - My Damn Stalker

4.16 - Young People Have Phlegm Too

4.17 - I Merely Slept with a Commie

4.18 - It Never Rains in Hooterville

4.19 - Smooth as a Ken Doll

4.20 - Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot

4.21 - Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous

4.22 - Mr. McGlue's Feedbag

4.23 - Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin

4.24 - Prostitutes and Gelato (Season Finale)

5.01 - Large Birds, Spiders and Mom

5.02 - Media Room Slash Dungeon

5.03 - Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo

5.04 - City of Great Racks

5.05 - Putting Swim Fins on a Cat

5.06 - Help Daddy Find His Toenail

5.07 - The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room

5.08 - Is There a Mrs. Waffles?

5.09 - Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

5.10 - Kinda Like Necrophilia

5.11 - Meander to Your Dander

5.12 - A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

5.13 - The Soil is Moist

5.14 - Winky-Dink Time

5.15 - Rough Night in Hump Junction

5.16 - Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty

5.17 - Fish in a Drawer

5.18 - If My Hole Could Talk

5.19 - Waiting for the Right Snapper (Season Finale)

6.01 - Taterhead Is Our Love Child

6.02 - Pie Hole, Herb

6.03 - Damn You, Eggs Benedict

6.04 - The Flavin' and the Mavin'

6.05 - A Jock Strap in Hell

6.06 - It's Always Nazi Week

6.07 - Best H.O. Money Can Buy

6.08 - Pinocchio's Mouth

6.09 - The Mooch at the Boo

6.10 - He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited

6.11 - The Devil's Lube

6.12 - Thank God for Scoliosis

6.13 - I Think You Offended Don

6.14 - David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie

6.15 - I'd Like to Start with the Cat

6.16 - She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime

6.17 - The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?

6.18 - My Son's Enormous Head

6.19 - The Two Finger Rule

6.20 - Hello, I am Alan Cousteau

6.21 - Above Exalted Cyclops

6.22 - Sir Lancelot's Litter Box

6.23 - Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth

6.24 - Baseball Was Better with Steroids (Season Finale)

7x01 - 818-jklpuzo

7x02 - Whipped Unto the Third Generation

7x03 - Mmm, fish. Yum.

7x04 - Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

7x05 - For the Sake of the Child

7x06 - Give Me Your Thumb

7x07 - Untainted by Filth

7x08 - Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle

7x09 - Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

7x10 - That's Why They Call It Ball Room

7x11 - Warning, It's Dirty

7x12 - Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

7x13 - Yay, No Polyps!

7x14 - Crude and Uncalled For

7x15 - Aye, Aye, Captain

7x16 - Tinkle Like a Princess

7x17 - I Found Your Moustache

7x18 - Ixnay on the Oggie Day

7x19 - Keith Moon is Vomiting in his Grave

7x20 - I Called Him Magoo

7x21 - Gumby with a Pokey

7x22 - This Is Not Gonna End Well (Season Finale)

8.01 - Three Girls and A Guy Named Bud

8.02 - A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer

8.03 - A Pudding-Filled Cactus

8.04 - Hookers, Hookers, Hookers

8.05 - The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel

8.06 - Twanging Your Magic Clanger

8.07 - The Crazy Bitch Gazette

8.08 - Springtime on a Stick

8.09 - A Good Time in Central Africa

8.10 - Ow, Ow, Don't Stop

8.11 - Dead From The Waist Down

8.12 - Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead

8.13 - Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup

8.14 - Lookin' for Japanese Subs

8.15 - Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak (Season Finale)

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